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April 1, 2018 @ 4:20 am

S7E1 Toaster v Dragon

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The long awaited 7th Season is here! Listen as our two favorite contestants do battle in the biggest fight we've seen yet. This episode will change everything you know about battles. And dragons. And toasters. And versus.

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

 

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February 19, 2018 @ 4:37 am

S6 Tri-Annual Thing-in-a-Ring Thing Off

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The second Listener Submit season has come to a close, and now we must find out which submission is the best submission. Listen as all the winners from each episode go head to head in order to find out which is the Ultimate Thing for Season 6.

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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February 12, 2018 @ 4:35 am

S6E8 Trees v Mountains

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Submitted by the studliest avocado, Gus, we have a mountain range trying to get some trees of its back. It's a good episode, I promise.

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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February 5, 2018 @ 4:23 am

S6E7 MTCBYT v The Simpsons

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Number 1 MTCBYT Superfan Jess comes on the show to defend us against the pop culture sensation that is The Simpsons. Can we successfully argue for/against ourselves to lose/win?

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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January 29, 2018 @ 3:52 am

S6E6 Macarena v Gangnam Style

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Submitted by Keith (@PopUpFilmCast), the two greatest and most influential songs and dances of the last century meet in the Simulation Station and prepare for all out war: The Macarena v Gangnam style. Listen like nobody is watching,

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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January 22, 2018 @ 4:47 am

S6E5 Lucky Charms v Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Submitted by Staci P, we have a (cereal) killer match for you this week as Lucky the Leprechaun takes on the cannibalistic Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces. Grab a bowl, grab some cereal, put the cereal in the bowl, grab some milk, put some milk in the bowl, grab a spoon, put the spoon in the bowl, and enjoy the cereal while also enjoying this episode.

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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January 15, 2018 @ 4:06 am

S6E4 GIF v JIF

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For centuries, people have debated "GIF" v "JIF". As an educational show and the foremost expert on education of all kinds, we would be remiss if we didn't weigh in on this argument. Hear us battle, in a way only we can, the most important argument of our time (suggested by Ray W); GIF v JIF!

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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January 8, 2018 @ 4:23 am

S6E3 Taco Bell Taco

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Toby from the Secret Transmission podcast (@secrettranspod) is responsible for our episode today. He submitted just three words; "Taco Bell Taco". We've never had just one thing submitted before, so we had to get creative. Unfortunately, this caused some problems...

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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January 1, 2018 @ 4:20 am

S6E2 Train A v Train B

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Dave A has a submission that solves a very common problem. Have you ever spent way too long trying to figure out the whole Train A leaves the station at this speed, and Train B leaves at this speed math riddle? Well, after this episode, you won't ever have to or want to think about it again. 

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

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December 25, 2017 @ 5:20 am

S6E1 Puppymonkeybaby v Manbearpig

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Our first submission of the season comes to us from @promotethepods (Abigail for short). She wants to see Puppymonkeybaby kickstart a fight against Manbearpig. Who wins when body parts collide? You do! 

My Thing Can Beat Your Thing: Where we each pick a thing, and then figure out which thing beats which thing. We follow the ICE System to argue each thing’s merits, and then run the things through our software to find out which thing would actually beat which thing in a fight.

Check us out on Twitter, @ThingBeatsThing, or send us an email at mythingcanbeatyourthing@gmail.com. We love hearing from you!

Drink Mountain Dew.

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